"I know this because Tyler knows this."
"Her lie reflected my lie. Suddenly, I felt nothing. I couldn't cry, so once again, I couldn't sleep."
"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake."
"Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal, if only you could just stop tounging it, but you can't."
Norton's Character: "When people think you're dying, they really listen to you instead of just..."
Marla Singer: "Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak."
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."
"If you wake up at a differnt time in a different place, could you wae up as a different person?"
"Now a question of ettiquitte, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
"I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may."
"The things you own end up owning you."
"The first rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is, you DO NOT talk about fight club. The third rule of fight club, someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. The fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. The fifth rule: only one fight at a time fellas. The sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. The seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight."
"Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, I wouldn't be talking to the same man. Who you were in fight club was not who you were in the rest of the world."
Norton's Character: "If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?"
Tyler: "alive or dead?"
Norton's Character: "Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?"
Tyler: "Hemingway. You?"
Norton's Character: "Shatner, I'd fight William Shatner."
"I am Jack's raging bial duct."
"My god, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
Tyler: "You promise?"
Norton's Character: "Yeah, I promise."
Norton's Character: "I just said, I promise."
Tyler: "That's three times you promised.
"I'd like to thank the academy."
"Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?"
"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you, and in all probability, he hates you."
"We are God's unwanted children, so be it."
"It's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything."
"It was beautiful, we were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."
"Supposedly he was born in a mental institution, and he sleeps only one hour a night. He's a great man, do you know about Tyler Durden?"
"Fight club, this was mine and Tyler's gift. Our gift to the world."
"I look around, I look around, I see a lot of new faces. (crowd laughing) Shut up. which means a lot of you have been breaking the first two rules of fight club."
"We are the middle children of history man, no purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual one, our great depression is our lives."
"We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionairs, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't, and we're slowly learning that fact, and we're very very pissed off."
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
"I am Jack's wasted life."
"You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank, you're not the car you drive, you're not the contents of your wallet, you're not your fucking khackis. You are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world."
Tyler: "Listen up magots, you are not special, you are not a beautiful or a unique snowflake, you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
Narrator: "Tyler built himself an army."
Tyler: "We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world. We are all part of the same compost heap."
"I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection."
"I felt like destroying something beautiful."
"This does not belong to us. We are not special."
"Stop trying to control everything, and just let go."
"We just had a near life experiance."
"I am Jack's broken heart."
Marla: "Can I come in?"
Norton's Character: "He's not here."
Norton's Character: "Tyler isn't here, Tyler went away, Tyler's gone."
"Was I asleep, had I slept? Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?"
""I was living in a state of perpetual deja vu. Everywhere I went, I felt I'd already been there. It was like following an invisible man."
"You were looking for a way to change your life. You could not do this on your own. All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you want to look, I fuck like you want to fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
"People do it everyday: they talk to themselves, they see themselves as they'd like to be, but they don't have the courage that you have to just run with it."
"Tyler, you're the worst thing that ever happened to me."
"I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid."
Norton's Character: "I still can't think of anything."
Tyler: "Ah, flashback humor."
"You created me, I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better."
"I will bring us thruogh this, as always, I will carry you kicking and screaming, and in the end you will thank me."
Norton's Character: "I can figure this out, I can figure this out, this isn't even real, you're not real, the gun isn't even in your hAnd the gun is in my hand."
Tyler: "Hey, good for you, doesn't change a thing."
Tyler: "Why would you want to put a gun to your head?"
Norton's Character: "Not my head Tyler, our head."
Norton's Character: "Tyler, I want you to really listen to me."
Norton's Character: "My eyes are open."
"You met me at a very strange time in my life."